The most significant aspect of this change is that, as previously less well-off countries become richer, their populations demand the food the rest of the world enjoys. That's right it's all about the meat. They're sick of rice or dust or children's tears or whatever it is they suck-up through their malformed feeding holes and they want to eat the good stuff. 

Yet as our brothers and sisters in newly 'rich' countries aim to draw level with us, our rightly bloated internet-conjoined,  first world ego demands we eat ever more unusual meat, just to remind them how much better than them we remain. 

So, here are the top ten meat meals we should be eating to prove we are still best... 

10. Golden eagle burger with lion cub eye salsa 

9.  Komodo dragon balls soup with ring-tailed lemur paw cake 

8. White tiger curry with orang-u-nan 

7. Snow leopard chow mein and crispy blue whale blowhole pancakes 

6. Black rhino jerky, washed down with fresh panda essence (obtained using the extraction method favoured in the Dark Crystal) 

But you know, the problem is, even when you're chomping down on the rarest meats, there's always going to be someone disproportionately rich in one of those "Look at us, look at, us we're not poor anymore, (even though 87% of our population sleeps in an AIDS hat on a crisis infested straw mat)", who can match you. 

So with that in mind, we have to raise our game, go the extra mile and pull as many cliches as possible out of the virus protected hat. These are the foods to remind Johnny Third World just who is big bad ballsy best and who is a living crippled hope .... 

5. Unicorn flavour Pringles, with Ewok dip 

Unicorn - even comes with a free toothpick

4. Leprechaun bolognaise with shaved obama-san 

3. Ligur Kebabs in pitta bread made from the ground up bones of Sadam Hussein 

2.  Centaur au Vin 

1.  Unicorn and pickle sandwiches 

Nom nom nom