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		<title>Olympic Pain</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex Genn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WOOOOO HOOOOO the Olympic flame has made it to China! So what? Was there any kind of doubt it would make it? Surely if it had gone out they could have just lit it again? Or maybe not. Perhaps there is some kind of international flame embargo I don't know about. Perhaps established by over-zealous [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:arial;">WOOOOO HOOOOO the Olympic flame has made it to China!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:arial;">So what? Was there any kind of doubt it would make it? Surely if it had gone out they could have just lit it again? Or maybe not. Perhaps there is some kind of international flame embargo I don't know about. Perhaps established by over-zealous firemen. Are there firemen who like putting fires out so much that they start them sometimes, just to put them out? I wonder if you get lots of pyromaniacs in the fire service, who love the fires but are always secretly disappointed to see the flames die?</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:arial;">Anyway, there is clearly no international flame embargo so what were they worried about in ? Have they got some sort of national Chinese match shortage? If so that shows a staggering lack of foresight whether or not they have the Olympics coming up. I'm sure they could have got some by swapping some rice. Or tea. Or plastic crap no-one needs.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:arial;">The real issue here, of course, is the Chinese human rights record and Tibet. There has been real pressure on the Chinese not to be heavy handed with Tibetan protesters. However in reality it's the Chinese police who need to watch out. They're skating on very thin ice.  Sure, they may be heavily armed, they may be trained to the highest standard and enjoy a degree of viciousness (ironically) verging on religious zeal when dealing with those opposing the state but they shouldn't mess with those monks.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:arial;">You may be thinking "They're monks! What are they going to do? Chant loudly?" That however, would be to significantly underestimate them.  If you don't believe me, simply check out any Kung Fu film. It's always the monks you have to watch out for. Sure they're quiet, yeah, they keep themselves to themselves, but provoke them beyond a certain point and you'll be picking bits of your broken self up off the floor with a hand snapped in half, while a monk sits back down in the corner and chuckles.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:arial;">I imagine the Dalai Lama*  is at this very moment, standing in front of a courtyard full of monks, each going through their Kung Fu moves, in unison, while he looks on, pleased but biding his time.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:arial;">*Not actually a lama</span></p>
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