20Aug/081
Penguin mocks Alan Sugar
A Penguin has been knighted.
I’m not going to bother writing much more about that. I very much doubt I could add anything to the comedic majesty of the simple truth that, once again, a penguin has been knighted.
You eye-ballin' my son?
Why? You don’t care.
How? Who knows? Does it matter? No.
The truth, if you can handle it and I don’t think you can but anyway, is that a penguin has been knighted. That’s a fact.
It’s brilliant on so many levels but mostly because it devalues the same honour, given to ‘Sir’ Alan Sugar, whose other achievements include being grumpy and losing money on inventions which no one wants.
Read about it here.