In every media channel, every day all you here is 'The worst financial disaster since the war' or words to that effect. They don't mention which war but I'm not sure that matters. However, there is a solution, inspired by that phrase; we simply invade Switzerland.

Stage one complete. Next we take back America...

I know, it seems radical but there are many reasons why this is the perfect solution to our predicament:

• They have loads of money.
• They are neutral, having no protective treaties, we don't need to worry about any military repercussions.
• We need to remind Russia who is the original and best at invading sovereign states (they may have forgotten about Iraq).
• They have really good chocolate.
• They have loads of money.

This bold strategy would not only safeguard our economy but re-establish Britain as the Empire Building Super Nation we would all like to believe we really are.

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