13Oct/080
Sex, lies and eBay hate
I recently bought something on eBay. Don't ask me what. It doesn't matter.
Suffice to say it doesn't have any working orifices, nor does it call me daddy or scream when it senses my presence.
OK, alright, it was a camera. OK? Now you know, it was just a camera.
But it only takes pictures of crying children.
I was going to leave negative feedback but I suddenly realised I didn't feel negative; it's a really good camera. Sure, it's got it's faults like the whole only photographing sobbing kids thing but well, it's got 12 million mega pixles .
It feels really good in my hand. Really good.