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The Truth About The Queen

I know the Queen is widely loved and rightly so. She's great, the only way she could be a better figurehead would be for her to be carved out of wood.

However, I have noticed a few things about her which worry me...

1. She doesn't carry any money.
2. She grins inanely.
3. She spends all her time walking in the road waving at people she doesn't know.

Taking all these things into consideration I have come to the conclusion that the Queen might be 'homeless'.

I'm worried that next time I travel by tube Her Majesty is going to walk onto my carriage, followed by a dirty corgi with a scarf around it's neck. She'll make the commuters even more uncomfortable than usual, by asking if anyone can spare a few hundred thousand, just so she can get into a palace for the night.

I'm going to call social services now.