Suffice to say it doesn't have any working orifices, nor does it call me daddy or scream when it senses my presence.

OK, alright, it was a camera. OK? Now you know, it was just a camera.

But it only takes pictures of crying children.

I was going to leave negative feedback but I suddenly realised I didn't feel negative; it's a really good camera. Sure, it's got it's faults like the whole only photographing sobbing kids thing but well, it's got 12 million mega pixles .

It feels really good in my hand. Really good.