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	<title>Alex Genn &#187; 9/11</title>
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		<title>Protected Polar Bears Will Kill Us All</title>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2008/05/protected-polar-bears-will-kill-us-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Genn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Polar bears are now a registered 'endangered species' in America. Personally I think it is a foolish decision. Polar bears are the only animal which has a specific strategy for hunting humans. They know to back us into a corner. Which is impressive but not as impressive as finding a corner to back us into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Polar bears are now a registered 'endangered species' in America.</p>
<p>Personally I think it is a foolish decision. Polar bears are the only animal which has a specific strategy for hunting humans. They know to back us into a corner. Which is impressive but not as impressive as finding a corner to back us into on the vast ice planes in the first place. Perhaps they construct film set-esq corners into which to drive us. I wonder whether they make different corners depending on who you are, to make it easy to drive you in there?</p>
<p>Whether they look at us and think "Hmm, sharp suit, smells of coke and holding a blackberry; I better make it look like an over-priced penthouse"<br />
or<br />
"Hmm, skinny jeans, skinny face and asymmetric haircut; I better make it look like Hoxton"<br />
or<br />
"Hmm, stupid floppy hair, insane grin and inexplicable grip of power; I better make it look like London's City Hall."</p>
<p>I can't help wondering why they have been declared endangered in the States, I would have thought that in terms of rapidly disappearing American species the priority would be slim, intelligent people.</p>
<p>I wonder why they decided on Polar Bears instead of, I don't know, tigers or something else you don't see too often on the subway. Perhaps they made large contributions to George Bush's election campaign and he's finally getting around to thanking them.</p>
<p>No, it's Polar Bears and I have to assume it's because they have difficulty hailing cabs, don't like hot dogs and lost relatives in 9/11.</p>
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