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	<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk</link>
	<description>Concept to long copy and everything in between.</description>
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		<title>Real Vampires. Real Fear&#8230;and Twilight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Vampires are real. Yes they are. This is not some on-line conspiracy theory. Nor is it a tall tail. It is a simple fact.
I'm not telling you that UFOs are abducting people. I'm not trying to convince you that people are turning into wolves underneath a full moon, I won't insult your intelligence. However, there [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2010/01/real-vampires-real-fear-and-twilight/</link>
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		<title>The Call of Death. Maybe.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I was driving behind a white van with a sticker which said "How's My Driving? 020 8446 8547."
I couldn't work out what disturbed me about that at first. Then I realised the number is a land line.
That raises all sorts of existential questions. How can the driver be driving and answering the land line [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2009/07/the-call-of-death-maybe/</link>
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		<title>Vermin Wars</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A long time ago,
in a galaxy far, far away
there was a parallel universe.
In that universe, Luke Skywalker was a gerbil, Princess Leia was a butterfly, Jabba the Hut was still a massive slug and Han Solo can be seen here:

Yes. It's a mouse someone found in some malt loaf. Must have been a great game [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2009/06/vermin-wars/</link>
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		<title>Tube Strike &#8211; Solved by Prostitutes?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There's going to be a tube strike.
Why? Because the  RMT (Rail, Maritime and Transport Union) is sulking. They've asked for something and been told "no".  In fact they've asked for a 5% pay rise and a promise of no redundancies over the coming year. In the current economic climate that's like a fat white kid, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2009/06/tube-strike-solved-by-prostitutes/</link>
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		<title>Meat War</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The world is changing. Countries that we in the 'Developed World' previously thought of as barbarous and not even good for colonising are starting to blossom. And by blossom I do of course mean, attempting to keep pace with 'The West'. Which of course must not be tolerated.
The most significant aspect of this change is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2009/06/meat-war/</link>
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		<title>Gas BBQ? What next, shoes made of cheese?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gas barbecue? Are you joking?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for modern technology, I’m as keen to implant nano-genius into my head and get a death-ray mounted on the bonnet of my car as the next self-hating, rage-filled suburbanite. But there are some things which just aren’t right.
Barbecues, on the surface, may be about eating [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2009/04/gas-bbq-why-not-just-cut-you-balls-off/</link>
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		<title>Nanny State?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do we have a nanny state? I don't think so. I believe it is fairly easy to tell whether or not we do, the signs would be as follows:

Mary Poppins clears the scum off the streets by wiggling her nose. She then makes an audacious and wildly popular move to seize power, explaining that a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2009/04/nanny-state/</link>
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		<title>Jade Goody: Cancer?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lot of people have said to me that it was rather coincidental that Jade Goody died on Mother's Day,  a PR man's dream. Some of those people have suggested that it would significantly have benefited Max Clifford's reputation as a PR  mogul. One of them even suggested that he might have waited until her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2009/03/jade-goody-cancer/</link>
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		<title>The Dangers of Dieting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m dieting at the moment. It’s a common story, I (still) need to lose the Christmas pounds and shouting at them doesn’t appear to be scaring them off. I had a tin of Pea and Ham soup for lunch. I might have to eat a piece of bread later. Otherwise I'll be ravenous when I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2009/03/the-dangers-of-dieting/</link>
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		<title>Alas poor media&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The writing's on the wall for CDs, it has been for ages. It's no surprise because historically one form of media has always been surpassed by a younger, better, sexier format that immediately makes the old it feel like a decrepit useless husk and its user embarrassed to be associated with it. Ever was it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lexgennblog.co.uk/2009/02/alas-poor-media/</link>
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