14Oct/080
Ringo Star Won’t Sign Your Books, Boobs or Bum
Ringo Star has made an announcement saying that after the end of October he will no longer sign autographs. Apparently he is "too busy". Too busy doing what, I'm not sure. Maybe he's recording albums. Maybe he's working tirelessly for charity.
Or perhaps he wants to devote more time to staying in his golden cave, crawling around atop his enormous pile of money and screaming tunelessly at passers-by.