Ringo Star Won’t Sign Your Books, Boobs or Bum
Ringo Star has made an announcement saying that after the end of October he will no longer sign autographs. Apparently he is "too busy". Too busy doing what, I'm not sure. Maybe he's recording albums. Maybe he's working tirelessly for charity.
Or perhaps he wants to devote more time to staying in his golden cave, crawling around atop his enormous pile of money and screaming tunelessly at passers-by.
Sex, lies and eBay hate
I recently bought something on eBay. Don't ask me what. It doesn't matter.
Suffice to say it doesn't have any working orifices, nor does it call me daddy or scream when it senses my presence.
OK, alright, it was a camera. OK? Now you know, it was just a camera.
But it only takes pictures of crying children.
I was going to leave negative feedback but I suddenly realised I didn't feel negative; it's a really good camera. Sure, it's got it's faults like the whole only photographing sobbing kids thing but well, it's got 12 million mega pixles .
It feels really good in my hand. Really good.